Anyone that’s read my blog long enough knows that I have a deep hatred for Mr. Subway Guy Jared. There’s something about this guy I don’t like. Maybe it’s the fact he carries a pair of oversized pants around with him, or the fact he always has a hot woman on his arm.
((Well, it turns out in college, the All-American Jared was known for something entirely different. According to our source, while studying at Indiana University, Fogle ran a very successful pornography rental company out of his bedroom. His porn collection was vast and extensive, and Fogle took his business pretty seriously. A video would run a patron a dollar a day (cheap!), and people would come from all over to take advantage of the deal. Needless to say, Jared had enough porn to keep his customers happy.))
So before he became Mr. Subway, he was the campus video pimp. There’s an ‘Eat Fresh’ joke in there somewhere, but I won’t say it. I guess we can imagine how he lost 200 pounds now… On second thought, let’s not.
BTW, he had a deleted scene in Scary Movie III; luckily most people haven’t seen it.
Jared says he wasn’t a porn pimp, but he would lend his catalogue of porn out to the rest of the campus, if asked. He’s such a nice guy…
That pasted smile is one of his trademarks.