More Fortune Cookie Jams
Since the last fortune cookie post was good, I decided to make a sequel of sorts. (These are fortunes I want to see.)
Here they are…
1 Congratulations, that cookie you just ate was poised.
2 Whew, thank God, I was trapped in that damn cookie for ages. Thank you for setting me free!
3 Yo, you going to eat that last piece of egg roll, bro?
4 If you’re reading this fortune, you just wasted five seconds of your life, idiot.
5 Dude, close the cookie, I’m sleeping in here.
6 Man whom eats fortune is a man who is still hungry.7 7 days…